Why Waka Flocka Flame should be President of the U.S.

Max Miranda, A&E Editor

Heading into the 2016 presidential race, there is one clear frontrunner, a person that everyone in Washington feels they can trust, a human being with the ability to mesmerize people with words. This outstanding candidate finally announced his presidency. On Apr. 20, Waka Flocka Flame declared he is running for President, with decriminalizing marijuana being his main objective.

Waka Flocka made his big announcement and outlined his platform in an exclusive video with Rolling Stone that has since gone very viral. The candidate has yet to announce a party, but clearly  all parties will be fighting to nominate Flame.

When one really looks at the facts, one has to ask oneself, why not Juaquin James Malphurs?

Fact: Waka Flocka Flame is the candidate with the most legislative experience. Waka Flocka Flame is so experienced with the law, in fact, that he has a section of his Wikipedia page devoted to “Legal Issues.” That sounds like some hands on experience. I can smell Waka Flocka Flame’s signature cologne, Eau Le Doet in the Oval Office already.

Waka Flocka Flame is prepared to break all the rules to get heat he wants, as evinced by the fact that he is running for President despite being seven years too young to even legally win. Flame believes age should not define what you are capable of.

If that is not enough to convince you, Flame carries through with campaign promises, like his promise to campaign in 2016. On Nov. 6, 2012 he tweeted “I’m dead a– running for president.” That is the kind of leadership I want to see.

One of the rapper’s most prevalent characteristics is definitely his strategic ability. Flame is a man with a plan, and that plan involves removing dogs from all restaurants, banning “anyone who has feet over size 13 from walking on the sidewalk,” and improving the education system by letting everyone learn the lyrics to his songs. The humble soul also acknowledges that his largest competitor is Hillary Clinton, and he will see if he can rise to the challenge.

Most importantly, Waka Flocka Flame has an ace, a card no other candidate can boast, and that is that he is being endorsed by the one and only rap legend, Waka Flocka Flame.

So head out there in November of 2016 and place your vote for the right candidate, someone committed enough to quit his prestigious job on Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, someone strong enough to literally defy the authority, and someone who drops sick nasty beats. Vote Waka Flocka 2016!